Like most of you people on this site, I am a beckerphile— I’m stupidly obsessed with anything Walter “Cool Cat” Becker. Unlike most of you aged hippies, I am nineteen (and yes, I do know who Aretha Franklin is!) I think teenage Dan fans are sort of a rare breed these days. Anyway, Walter Becker and Donald Fagen have been two of my favorite songwriters for at least the last four years and their music has definitely been a revelation in my life.

Have you ever seen a sqonk's tears?

Well look at mine!